EXIT signs? They're on the way out, jokes the comedian Tim Vine. Or, if you prefer in Welsh rugby, just follow Jamie Roberts, Dan Lydiate, Owen Williams and possibly George North.
But not Dan Biggar.
While Roberts, Lydiate and Williams will be playing away from the regional scene next term, with North mulling over whether to join them, Biggar yesterday chose a different path when he committed to the Ospreys for another three years.
It was as close to being the best news Welsh rugby could have expected at the end of a week when pretty much everyone this side of the Severn Bridge has had a say about the departure of players from the regions.
Biggar is the current Wales fly-half. He has a steely nerve and he is only 23. If you wanted someone to kick a goal to save your life, he wouldn't be the worst bloke to have alongside you.
Pressured
Last year against Leinster in the Pro12 final he faced one of the most pressured kicks imaginable, with time running out against the European champions.
Biggar slotted it from the touchline and the Ospreys won the game.
If he had wanted he could have joined the mini-exodus that is taking place.
Racing Metro made an enquiry about him last year, and the probability is a lot of other Top 14 clubs would have been interested had he not made it obvious he wanted to stay with the Ospreys.
His decision has raised some eyebrows because the regions are supposed to be in crisis, with limited funds compared to their main rivals.
In short, one building is reckoned to be burning and there's another across the road with lights on looking welcoming. Why on earth wouldn't you head across the road faster than a speeding bullet?
Biggar explained: "A lot of factors persuaded me to sign a new contract.
"A key thing was that the Ospreys have been extremely good to me, looking after me not just during the good times when you don't need looking after, but also when times are rough and things are not going your way.
"The region have stuck by me, giving me a lot of support and showing me loyalty.
"In some respects it doesn't matter it's my home region and where I live. It's the way they've treated me.
"A big debt is owed.
"Money is hugely important, but once the Ospreys said they were keen on giving me a new deal it was about working as hard as possible to get it done here, rather than playing them off against anyone else.
"I'm just glad I've been able to show some loyalty."
Biggar continued: "We are under no illusions that we can compete financially with clubs like Toulouse, Clermont Auvergne and Toulon. But the way we have developed players and are looking to keep hold of players — in particular, keep our pack intact — counts for a lot.
"As much money as Toulon, Clermont and others have, I think you'll struggle to find a better pack in world rugby than ours at the minute, and it's important we keep that intact.
"I would not have signed the contract if I didn't believe we'd challenge for trophies. That's what rugby is all about. There's no point playing for a team if you are not challenging for trophies."
In the press release that announced Biggar's decision to sign a fresh contract, rugby operations manager Andy Lloyd called the fly-half an "Osprey through and through". It isn't hard to see why. He fits the environment and clearly relishes being part of the set-up.
Wales is hugely important to him, but Biggar is in no doubt about his week-to-week priorities. Being available for every Wales training session and game wasn't the main reason why he stayed put.
"I'm signing for the Ospreys, not for the WRU," he said. "The Ospreys are the ones who are paying my wages, so it's important that I'm committed to them.
"The plus side is that it does make things easier if you're selected for a Welsh squad, with the extra international in the autumn and being able to train for the full time before get-togethers.
"A little bit of that made it easier to stay, but the main decision wasn't made just because it would make things easier to play for Wales. It was made because I wanted to play for the Ospreys and stay here.
"A lot of players think of their clubs as almost a stepping stone to Wales, just killing time between Six Nations and autumn periods, but I think it's hugely important that players think of the regions as their first port of call and whatever comes off the back of regional performances to be a huge bonus.
"Staying in Wales has its advantages for the national set-up, but the first port of call has to be playing well for your region and being proud to put on your regional shirt. We need more of that in the game."
Those few sentences are as overdue as any uttered in Welsh rugby in recent times.
Nonetheless, while Biggar's renewed commitment to the Ospreys is a boost for the game in Wales, it doesn't solve everything, not when North is mulling over a move away and the regions continue to operate in a glacial financial climate.
The Professional Rugby Game Board was set up amid much fanfare to improve the outlook for the professional game in Wales.
Four months on, it is safe to say the new body probably hasn't called for fresh supplies of midnight oil, with only one meeting completed to date.
Ospreys chief operations officer Andrew Hore said: "The public would be right to ask questions why we aren't meeting.
"At the Ospreys we are here and available and wanting to meet to resolve these situations.
"We have been positive and upbeat about the formation of the PRGB and the positive impact it can have, but we need to ensure it is not just a talking shop that can't instigate change.
"I am positive about the future of Welsh rugby if we can get together a group who can confront the part of the platform that is on fire.
"There are so many issues to be addressed, and if they can be there is no reason why the sport can't be vibrant.
"Regional rugby hasn't been a failure. It has brought trophies and increased the amount of people in our stadiums.
"But we have to build on what we have achieved and make sure things are not eroded, because the foundations are creaking and under stress.
"We need these healthy debates, but they are not being had at the moment."
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