IT is a question that has been asked in pub quizzes: "To which Wales prop forward did Gareth Chilcott once say: 'If you carry on niggling me, son, you'll live up to your name."
Answer: Dai Young.
Boom, boom.
Chilcott had been having a spot of bother with a fresh-faced Young during a Bath v Cardiff friendly, the fun and games reaching a point where Coochie, as the England man was known, decided to resort to the art of mental disintegration.
Young's response isn't documented.
But he never was one for turning the other cheek, so we must assume that particular sledge didn't get its author very far.
Which brings is to Dylan Hartley as he prepares to line up against the Ospreys later this afternoon.
The Saints captain and England hooker is said to have a penchant for trash talk himself, with Scotland's Ross Ford once declaring: "Dylan is in your face and talks a lot — the usual stuff — and there's a lot of sledging."
In the opposite corner today will be Scott Baldwin, and while he hasn't encountered anything vocal from the New Zealand-born player in the past, he acknowledges there is some evidence that the high-profile chap in the middle of the Saints' front row sees himself as the Archbishop of Banterbury.
"I haven't come across it from him but we've looked at some of the footage and he does seem into that kind of stuff," said Baldwin.
"Before last year's games against Northampton, people said he was going to talk.
"But he didn't say anything to me, maybe because he was tired by the time I came onto the field.
"We also played them in the LV= Cup a couple of years ago when they fielded their Heineken Cup side, and he didn't say anything that night, either.
"But we have looked at analysis from this year and he seems to have done it."
All of which is water off a duck's back to the 6ft 3in, 18st 1lb Ospreys hooker, who gives not a flicker of a hint of being the type who crumbles in the face of a few opposition barbs. No sleep would have been lost worrying about whether Hartley will turn up in megaphone or Trappist mode.
"I have come up against a few blokes who like to talk on the pitch, but, for me, it's about focusing on myself," said Baldwin.
"If there are thousands of people screaming at you in the ground, anyway, what difference does one more make?
"What I will say, though, is that Hartley is a good player.
"He's world-class, a guy who has won 50 caps for England and he's been playing in one of the toughest leagues in the world for forward play. He's been captaining Northampton since he was 22 or 23 and he's a quality forward – that's what I'm expecting to face at Franklin's Gardens."
The game will be a chance for Baldwin to demonstrate why he was called into Warren Gatland's squad for the autumn series.
He has been a player transformed this season, to the fore with a mighty performance when the Ospreys beat Munster at Thomond Park, alongside Nicky Smith and Dmitri Arhip, his iron-pumping colleagues in the front row.
"Having two mutants either side of you doesn't hurt," laughed Baldwin, "with Nicky and Dmitri or Aaron Jarvis or whoever is on the field alongside you.
"It's the first season Dmitri has actually started as a tight-head, so the speed at which he has adapted has been phenomenal. There are new laws and he was out all last season, but he has come in and done a great job, while offering a lot around the park.
"For a 20-year-old to be going as Nicky is going is special.
"He comes in on a Monday and if something has gone wrong and he's responsible he is the first person to say it's his fault."
But what of Northampton? "They are a quality team," said Baldwin.
"If we don't get everything nailed on – if we don't exit properly, we don't retain the ball and we don't tackle well – we could come off with a thumping.
"But we also know if we are on the money with everything, then we have the potential to get a result."
Ultimately, as Hartley knows full well, talk matters only so much in rugby.
The key is to walk the walk.
Mark Orders / mark.orders@swwmedia.co.uk / @MarkOrders1
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